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Commissioner John Wiley Price arrested by FBI,others in custody

DALLAS — FBI agents on Friday arrested Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price and unsealed a criminal indictment naming three other co-defendants, ushering in a new chapter in what is arguably the most high-profile public corruption investigation in Dallas history.
The U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Texas, which is leading the investigation of Price, is expected to announce the specific charges at an 11 a.m. news conference.
A 106-page federal corruption indictment, filed under seal on July 23, is now public. It outlines a web of mail fraud, tax fraud, bribery and other malfeasance allegedly led by Price.

I usually don't cheer on the FBI but in this case I will.He is a dirtbag of the first order.The worst kind of scumbag.
They should have asked me 30 years ago I could have told them this shit was going on.
Hopefully they send him to the black hole of Marion.Yeah this is the asshole who said black holes are racist.The worst kind of race baiter.
The folks of S.Dallas deserve better than this asshole but they will rally around him like they always do.
You get the government you deserve down there.I'm sure John Wiley wasn't sharing his ill gotten gains with his constituents.Robin Hood he ain't.
I'm guessing"The Man"made him turn to the darkside.

Elliot will be a prolific breeder

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That motherfucker needs some Brawndo its got electrolytes.

You don't hear that everyday

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Toddler crashes Jeep,runs home to watch cartoons

Authorities say the 3-year-old boy who was wearing only a diaper climbed into the Jeep Tuesday evening and knocked it out of gear. Witnesses say it rolled down the street, through an intersection and into the house, causing minor damage.
KPTV reports (http://bit.ly/1rhWlK6) an officer found the boy on a couch watching TV as if nothing had happened.

It would have been great if the kid had told the cops come back with a warrant.
Sounds like someone I know with the "Who Me" routine.We won't ax my Ma about that one:)
Some peoples kids literally this time.

I need to patent that penis shaped microphone idea

Friday Nite Tite Dresses!

I like Coco Puffs

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I've never tried Coco Ho but I could be talked into it.I think that might be better.
The new best breakfast cereal eavh is Coco Ho.
Take a look and tell me if it's good for breakfast or not.

Again and again

It don't come easy


Really

Buenas

It's Caturday!

Saturday Short Shorts!

A convenient excuse for for jerking off

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The strange disorder where your hand has a mind of its own

THE DAY WAS progressing normally enough for Pam Johnson (not her real name, in the interest of privacy), but when the 77-year-old sat down to watch television, the monotony turned disturbing. Out of the corner of her eye, she witnessed her left hand creep off its resting position on the armchair and slowly arc across her field of vision. It then began to stroke her face and hair. Now, none of this would be out of the ordinary... had she actually been controlling the appendage. But the hand was doing it all by itself!
Frightened, she called for her husband, and the pair zoomed off to the hospital. By the time they arrived, the hand was back under Pam's control. The 30-minute ordeal seemed like an apparition, but she didn't imagine it. Brain scans confirmed that something was amiss.
The story of Pam's temporarily wayward hand is not at all foreign to neurologists.
"ALIEN HAND SYNDROME is a phenomenon in which one hand is not under control of the mind. The person loses control of the hand, and it acts as if it has a mind of its own,"scientists recently described in the Proceedings of Baylor University Medical Center.

I find my hand doing the same thing.All of a sudden I'm watching porno and my hand seductively rubs my belly and gets in my shorts and rubs me in myriad pleasurable ways.
It's OK at home but it's kinda embarrassing at the Walmart.
Out of my mind sounds familiar for some reason.
I wonder if the old lady will buy it.

H/T www.realclearscience.com I think.

Yikes!

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I am skeert of that.Your move Dwight

Cocaine would work better

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If you really are on a stripper hunt.I mean it's like catnip for them.Don't ax me how I know.

"Camping"

Always secure your load

Bueans

It's Nascarday!

Babes and Wheels!

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