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Doesn't look like it's made in China either.I'd buy that for a dollar.

Your man card is revoked

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You call yourself a man and need one of these contraptions.I think not!Cooking meat over an open fire is a manly thing.The poke test is all you need if you don't know what the poke test is well I hope your shoes match your purse.
You might could tell today is steak day at Chez Bubba it will be a good day.
Now if the 5 car would win my day would be complete.

This would have helped 40 years ago

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Plano dad's invention fills and ties water balloons in seconds

DALLAS -
One creative dad has come up with a quick and easy solution for a North Texas summer staple – the water balloon fight.
Josh Malone with Tinnus Enterprises in Plano is trying to raise money on Kickstarter for the product he calls Bunch O Balloons.
“My kids and I love water balloons. While I sat there for hours filling and tying, I tried to think of ways to make it faster and easier,” he said.
He’s ready to start production on pre-packaged bunched of balloons that connect directly to a hose. Turn on the water and fill them up, then just give them a shake and they tie themselves.
Malone said he can fill 100 balloons in one minute compared to six the old fashioned way.

Dammit I was born too early next thing you know there will be an automatic snowball maker.
This is a correct way of technology use.
Too bad all the kids will be texting or gaming stupid fuckers.

Old school baby.I've had that pic for a long time you never know when you can use one.
Today is one of those days.

Thats what she said

Buenas

Meanwhile in Fukushima

Random Hottie Day!

What did I tell you

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Throwing other people's money at the problem is always the answer.

Deal on Veterans health care costs at least 15 billion

WASHINGTON (AP) — A bipartisan deal to improve veterans health care would authorize at least $15 billion in emergency spending to fix a veterans health program scandalized by long patient wait times and falsified records covering up delays.
Congressional aides say the agreement includes $10 billion to make it easier for veterans who can't get prompt appointments with Veterans Affairs doctors to obtain outside care and $5 billion to hire doctors, nurses and other medical staff.

The chairmen of the House and Senate Veterans Affairs committees have scheduled a news conference Monday afternoon to unveil the bill, which also grants the VA secretary authority to immediately fire senior executives, while providing employees with streamlined appeal rights.


That will definitely fix it don't it always.The government fixing government caused disasters always works.
I'll see you back here 50 billion dollars from now with the same problems.
Burn it down and start over.
Maybe we should just give all of them outside care and close the VA.An idea so sensible it will never be used.


LET GO!!!

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I'd pay good money to see her water ski:)

Facetime!

Theres always one dude

I've cooled down a little

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The freaking 5 car man.The choke is strong with those shitheads.At least one more year of that hoser and then I will have my till death driver.


Wanted for impersonating a professional race car driver.

Buenas

We must outlaw cars

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Or at least have some common sense regulations on them.You know the ones remember if it saves one life totes worth it.

Cedar Hill woman injured after husband rams car into home

CEDAR HILL -- A wife is injured after her husband rammed his car into their Cedar Hill house.
Neighbors say the domestic dispute took place Tuesday morning at the couple's home on Bristol Drive. Witnesses heard screams coming from the house and the wife yelling "Don't do it!"
As she hid in the bathroom, her husband apparently ran his car into it

What an asshole that dude is.What's wrong with these dudes can't anybody just walk away.
I hope he gets a bunch of time behind this shit.
I think a whole bunch of new laws will fix this problem.Don't that always work?

Titty Tuesday!


Ain't it against the rules to be drunk and write stories

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Well except here of course very few rules here.I mean at a supposedly professional website.

Three 8-8's and then to the Super Bowl?It's been done before.

The last NFL team to produce three consecutive, non-playoff 8-8 seasons was in such bad shape that they changed cities. And then almost won the Super Bowl.
On the heels of atrocious seasons of 2-14 and 7-9, the Houston Oilers went 8-8 in 1996. Owner Bud Adams up and moved the franchise to Tennessee, where two more mediocre .500 seasons followed.
But in ’99 something happened. Jeff Fisher coached and Steve McNair threw and Eddie George ran and Jevon Kearse sacked and the re-branded Titans went 13-3, made the playoffs and came within one yard of beating the Rams in Super Bowl XXXIV.
I’m not suggesting Jerry Jones re-locate the team to Omaha and call them the Prairie Dogs. But there is a precedent for an NFL team to suddenly break out of an 8-8 rut. And break out big-time. The last team to be in the Cowboys’ position played for a championship.

He's fall down drunk I would piss test him for weed too.The Cowboys and the Super Bowl should not be mentioned in the same sentence evah!
What a dope this dude is I suggest an intervention before he embarrasses his self anymore.
Some peoples kids.


Oh yeah FUCK Jerry Jones that is all.

There seems to be one common denominator in the Cowboys struggles.

A beer and a sammich might work

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Whatever you do don't displease him that would be bad.

Rock on Kathleen!

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A good day for her an expert and everything.

Babes and Guns!

That girl is going places

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