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Well it's not really a "Weapons Free Zone" now is it
I guess the force field that keeps weapons out was on the fritz.Teen charged with stabbing suburban San Antonio teacherDEVINE, Texas — A 13-year-old Devine Middle School student who stabbed a band...
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Demand outstrips supply for free flu shots in PlanoInstead of free it should say shit I help pay for but get nothing in return.Not even a fuck you very much will be forthcoming.Imagine that they run...
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Doctors pull jewelry and more from victims rectumWhen doctors at a Pennsylvania hospital started treating a crash victim they made an unusual discovery – a stash of jewelry and more in his...
View ArticleSome prepping advice
Manual can opener you need a few of those shits.Remember one is none.Raviolis make good prep items that is all.
View ArticleRino shoot auctioned for $350K
Sadly not that kind,an actual rhino.All the right kinds of people are losing their collective shit over it.Me I could give less than a fuck.Here's the story if you care.Black rhino shoot auctioned for...
View ArticleI'm not supposed to eat candy
Holy hell chocolate covered pretzels are the shit.I can't stop eating the damn things.Every time I see them they call out to me.Jeepers I'm glad I just ate the last one.I think I could get in guiness...
View ArticleThe science is never settled
Unless it can be replicated and observed it's all conjecture otherwise.Remember that when somebody says "The science is settled"it ain't.When somebody says that right away you know they have no...
View ArticleWould it be wrong
To wish death on the person or persons who came up with clamshell packaging.I'll wish bad things on the people who caused this to be needed in another post.
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Italian charged with killing Irishman in chess rowAn Italian man allegedly cut open his Dublin landlord's chest and tried to eat his heart following a fight over a chess match. Saverio Bellante, 34,...
View ArticlePassive agressive much?
Cookies that say fuck you is a clear manifestation of this disorder.
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Teen high on"Meow Meow"cuts off his penisA 19-year-old in England reportedly stabbed his mother and cut off his own penis while high on the party drug known as "meow meow."According to the Mirror,...
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