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Make it more penis like

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Then she'll know which end goes where should help a little I'm a helpful fucker huh.

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Racing is a dangerous business

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Teen dies in go-cart accident at TMS

FORT WORTH — A Flower Mound girl died Sunday after her go-kart crashed outside Texas Motor Speedway.
Kierstin Eaddy, 14, was involved in an autocross event in a TMS parking lot Sunday morning sponsored by the Sports Car Club of America.
Witnesses said her kart failed to stop after crossing the finish line. The kart went through a low fence, stripping the driver's safety helmet.
Kierstin was airlifted to Texas Health Harris Methodist Hospital after the accident, but was later pronounced dead.
"It is unknown if she lost control because of a medical reason or if there was mechanical failure," Fort Worth police spokeswoman Sharron Neal said Sunday in an e-mail to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

A sad thing but it's what you sign up for when you strap in.RIP Kierstin.

Random Hotties Day!

A sad day today in Bubbaville

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A decision has been made to put down two animals today.I was hoping they would pass on peaceably in their sleep but hey haven't.It is past time to do it they have been in bad shape for a little while.
So today is the day Taz the dog is around 15 and Kahlua the cat is 17 I think.
A nice long life for both of them and they will be missed.I'm off to do the deed now.That is all.

You Don't Hear That Everyday

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Woman tried to shoplift vibrator by hiding device behind baby in stroller

A woman who allegedly tried to steal a vibrator from the “love section” of a Spencer’s gift shop in South Carolina was foiled when a store employee spotted her stashing the device behind her child, who was seated in a stroller, police report.
Misty Ann Lee, 38, was nabbed Friday afternoon inside the WestGate Mall in Spartanburg, according to a police report. She was cited for shoplifting and booked into the county jail (from which she was released late Friday evening).
A Spencer’s manager told cops that she saw Lee “select a vibrator from the love unit” and then move to the “t-shirt cube,” where she allegedly slid the item “behind a yoiung child in the stroller.”

Sometimes you just need to rub one out in the mall.We've all been there right?
Some peoples kids.A needed bit of funny today.

I always do my best

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Like the old man said"If you're gonna do something do it right"

Gotta be tittys


Facetime!

Fugettaboutit

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Joe's a "Union Rep".I think that's how big he likes his cannoli's.

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Never trust an ecologist

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Cutting down crop waste could feed 3 billion

Feeding the world sustainably is a global challenge. But reforming food production in only a few regions could increase crop yields enough to feed an extra 3 billion people and reduce damage to the environment, researchers report today in Science1
Ecologist Paul West of the University of Minnesota in St Paul and his colleagues used comprehensive calculations based on a cornucopia of disparate data and methods to estimate calories produced, used and wasted around the world. “It became obvious that, wow, there’s actually just a few countries and crops that explain most of the story at global levels,” says West.
The largest gains would come from eating more of what we harvest, which means reducing the proportion of crops used for biofuels and to feed livestock, especially cattle. The team estimates that beef requires many times more calories in animal feed than it provides. In places like the upper Midwestern United States, “we’re feeding cars and cows instead of people”, says West. The whole world puts enough crops to non-food uses to feed 4 billion people, with the United States, China, Western Europe and Brazil diverting enough to feed 2.4 billion.

They just don't give up.it's the old could again not will.This drivel is published in a mag called"Science".
Taking your preferred endgame and digging up numbers pulled out of your ass to support your preconceived bullshit is not science.
I wonder who will pay to feed these 3 billion people and who will force the producers to Paul's preferred way of doing things.I think we all know those answers.
What a dickhead.

H/Twww.realclearscience.com

Titty Tuesday!

Especially when there's niggas around

Cops are assholes exhibit eleventy billion

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Driver stops to help ducklings,gets $100 ticket


The 33-year-old Bibeau called 911, got out of her car and captured the two surviving ducklings.
A state trooper issued Bibeau a ticket for stopping in the median. Police say median stops are for emergencies, and they didn't consider this to be one.

So when someone tells you they are heroes tell em to fuck off.They're all assholes who will hold you to the letter of the law but not their buddies on the other side of the blue line.
Good luck fighting it lady most judges are the worst badge sniffers.
He could have just warned her but her call probably interrupted him jerkin off or a donut run.

Obummercare subsidies ruled illegal

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That'll sure stop em.Don't they always stop doing illegal shit......................Yeah didn't think so.


You were 40 years too early Dick just think of the shit you could get away with now.

That dude has issues

Bubba the early years

Taz and Kahlua come home

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I hope Taz don't bite me at that bridge.

Now that's funny

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George Harrison memorial tree killed by beetles

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A tree planted in Los Angeles to honor former Beatle George Harrison has been killed - by beetles.
Councilman Tom LaBonge says the pine grew to more than 12 feet tall before succumbing to a bark beetle infestation.

Bwhahahahahahaha I can't help it.Personally I blame global warming climate change and Gov.Moonbeam.
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