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The underpants gnome theory of Obama
Phase 1 Piss off untold millions of Americans with a bunch of blatantly unconstitutional bullshitPhase 2 ?Phase 3 Socialist utopiaI've figured that motherfucker out.
View ArticleHello DHS FBI NSA etc.
I know they probably ain't monitoring this crappy joint but if they are let me welcome them with one of my favorite greetings.Fuck off assholes.So in advance of hearing this from the usual suspects in...
View ArticleI should have known
 Well I messed up on that previous post.I didn't have to call out Windsey in advance.I hadn't been to Weasel Zippers today so I was just checking out all of today's posts and found this..More shit...
View ArticleWOW
Did anybody else get a comment from John Rambo.I'm hoping he had that saved and just pasted it in there.I would post it here but I don't like forcing people to read books if they don't want.John Rambo...
View ArticleLooks like this dude was right
Now if you will excuse me I need to clear out some space for the squad of Marines who have appropriated my house for their barracks.I'll be out back in my tinfoil covered tent.
View ArticleGrilling hamburgers with Brigid
Brigid makes a story about grilling burgers interesting and funnyShe sure can write some good stories.I never go there and say that wasn't a very good story. Good job.
View ArticleOne last thought on Rambo
Ok it seems most everybody got John Rambo's manifesto.I thought it was just me.I didn't think my blog gave off an anti-feminist vibe although I must admit they wouldn't be my first choice to hang out...
View ArticleMaybe?
I really don't like any of these things.This was sent to me and I have to post it that's the rule I read it on the internet.
View ArticleCongrats to Joshua(God I'm getting old)
That's my nephew Bubba yes that his nickname. We have three Bubba's.His cousin is Little Bubba he is Bubba and I am Big Bubba.Don't ask me I wasn't privy to the nicknaming decisions.I am fixing to get...
View ArticleA quick tech bleg before I go
 I was wondering if you guys at the NSA could help me out.I accidentally permanently deleted an E-mail I needed this morning.It's from Cabelas And I think the date was 06/04/2013 or you could just get...
View ArticleOk Angel I aint skeered
That's my niece Jessica at her graduation in 2010.I don't have a pic from tonight because......wait for it.I forgot my camera.There is a pic from tonight but I wont get it till sunday if this doesn't...
View ArticleThe one where I agree with Hussein
"If you can't trust the government,were going to have some problems"Well yeah asshole I've always had a problem.If Jesus Christ was president I would still cast a wary eye towards government.It's not...
View ArticleThe prettiest thing you'll see all day
I think it's gonna be a good day.I foresee consuming copious amounts of mind altering substances.I have a feeling my premonition will come true.This massage will have a happy ending.
View ArticleMazel Tov to Jeb and Ward
I love me some Ward Burton.I really like that he named his son Jeb plus he's from South Boston Va. my old man's neck of the woods.But mostly I like to hear him talk it reminds of my kinfolks from...
View ArticleWhy would you celebrate this?
John Dingell breaks record after 57 years in the house H/T DrudgeRep. John Dingell (D., Mich.) became the longest-serving member of Congress in U.S. history Friday, and in an interview reflected on...
View ArticleChase Elliot wins at Pocono
Man could my week get any better.If the 5 car wins tomorrow I'm going into hiding.Here's your fearless leader at the pool room.They'll need another windowSome Nascar fans will get the video.Kasey...
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