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Avast ye single white pirate
ISO single white pirate wench.Ye olde Cap'n Greybeard be in search of a swashbuckling busty wench to scrape the barnacles off me rudder.Aaaarrrgghhh if the scallywags don't cleave ye to the brisket or...
View ArticleThe hammer falls on poor Mikey
Mikey the bell tolls for thee.Dear Facebook Fans and the NAPA Community: After thorough consideration, NAPA has made the difficult decision to end its sponsorship arrangement with Michael Waltrip...
View ArticleYou don't hear that everyday
Man I think that's three this week I'm sure there's more that I missed.Man 54,jailed for trying to forcibly exorcise the devil out of his 80 year old girlfriendBenes, who appeared intoxicated, was...
View ArticleWords I have sadly never heard
“There’s a guy here with a Barrett (M82A1).50 and he’s letting people shoot it!”Some people have all the luck found that here Excels at Nothing via Say UncleWest Virginia is too far for a range trip.
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Man robs bank with underwear mask A man wearing underwear on his head robbed a Wells Fargo bank in Fort Worth Friday morning.I'm too lazy to make a pithy comment tonight.
View ArticleSomething strange happened yesterday
Some type of strange clear liquid type substance was falling from the sky yesterday.It was very weird and scary.I don't know what it was but it seemed to bring some glorious weather when it left.I will...
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Pa. man charged with DUI on riding lawnmower Murrysville police say they found 55-year-old Thomas Marrone driving the mower along a road just before 1:30 a.m. Aug. 30.Police say Marrone smelled of...
View ArticleStorms are a double edged sword
This morning was a perfect occasion to get in the garden and catch up on some stuff that was overdue.The damage was pretty extensive to my pepper plants oh well they gave me enough already.On the...
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