Avast ye single white pirate

ISO single white pirate wench.Ye olde Cap'n Greybeard be in search of a swashbuckling busty wench to scrape the barnacles off me rudder.Aaaarrrgghhh if the scallywags don't cleave ye to the brisket or hang ye from da yardarm ye shall be available in a fortnight.Nay to any bilge rats.

P.S. Must love Chevrolets