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Do you kiss papaw with that mouth?
Cincinnati babes are hard core baby.Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna take my bitch ass somewhereclose to the coffee maker.Ahhhh now I'm better.I propose a new coffee additive powdered Vicodins that...
View ArticleAlright North Texicans
I'll give ya'll the first shot on this.I've got a Kobalt tool box for sale.It's the pimp daddy one.If you go to Lowes you've seen it.It's the one with the stereo and refrigerator real nice.First 1000...
View ArticleYou Don't Hear That Everyday
Elderly man charged with looting tangerine groveDeputies in Florida say an 81-year-old man picked thousands of tangerines — 11 truckloads worth — and then sold the stolen bounty at a nearby...
View ArticleNo bites huh
Not even a nibble or counteroffer.1000 is a big nut.It's okay maybe I'll put it on Craigslist.I thought I would give ya'll first chance. Or I'll just store it at Ma's or pack it up or give it to my...
View ArticleWell Shit
IÂ was doin some chores today and painted my Ma's chimney.All is going well I grab a cold tea and a hog leg and was gonna admire the handiwork.I sit down and this is the view.Don't worry I'm an...
View ArticleVirus discovered that makes humans more stupid
Bet you didn't know ethanol is a virus look it up it's true or you can just trust me I'm a"scientist"I love the internet how else would I know there is Ron Jeremy rum beautamous.
View ArticleMy second most remarked on t-shirt
#1 is this oneWomen like that one a lot.Now she ain't no goddamned commie.She probably don't know what the Berlin Wall was that's OK I'm an excellent teacher..
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