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Elderly man charged with looting tangerine grove

Deputies in Florida say an 81-year-old man picked thousands of tangerines — 11 truckloads worth — and then sold the stolen bounty at a nearby market.
Herman Southall was charged Wednesday with 11 counts of transporting citrus without a certificate, grand theft of more than 2,000 pieces of citrus and trespassing. He is being held at the Polk County Jail on an $8,500 bond.

I was thinking maybe he had severe scurvy but he was just hittin a lick.
You need certificates to transport citrus who knew right.
I wonder where the cut off for a felony is on pieces of citrus.
Picking fruit ain't no easy gig either maybe that was his in nobody would be thinking large scale citrus pilfering.
Brilliant.
Some peoples grandparents I swear.

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