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This has to be a sign of imminent DOOM
Ground beef at 4 dollars a pound.Just in time for my bachelorhood prices of one of the major food groups of bachelors is skyrocketing.If Ramen noodles experience the same inflationary price change my...
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Man chokes wife for eating leftover chickenA Florida man has been arrested after he choked his wife for consuming too much leftover fried chicken, according to local media.WKMG-TV reported that Desmond...
View ArticleThe Great Wildfire of 2014
Another round of burning and a slight malfunction happened.I'm just minding my own business eating some lunch when my Uncle Jack came in and asked me if I knew there was fire in the trees,I told him no...
View ArticleAnybody need a Zebra Print High Heel Sex Chair
Make me an offer it's the real deal yo.My new motto is mo money mo money mo money.So all you pimps out there hit that email bidding starts at 100 US you pay shipping:)I left it on the front porch for a...
View ArticleOh the humanity!!!!!
The aftermath of firemegeddon.if you have a week stomach for wasted money don't click.Those diesel cans ain't cheap goddammit!
View ArticleHome Alone with Charlie Goddamit
I wouldn't have figured Charlie to be so vain and I was thinking camo collar but pink is OK.
View ArticleTalk like a Pirate Day
Since I am a lolligagging scallywag today I give ye last years post from Davy Jones' locker.Avast ye single white pirate
View ArticleLike arming some 5th century savages
Should go swimmingly well boys and girls.They really should fart more in government there should be a law.Why not there's a law or regulation about every piece of minutiae in your life as it is.What's...
View ArticleBuenas
Yes it does almost like it was made for it.Although I'm thinking hands with an s:)
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Today I found gas under 3 dollars no ethanol too.Also found a whole ribeye at 6.29 a poundIt wasn't on sale either I haven't seen a price like that in a long time.Also had some banana wine which was...
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