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Man chokes wife for eating leftover chicken

A Florida man has been arrested after he choked his wife for consuming too much leftover fried chicken, according to local media.
WKMG-TV reported that Desmond Brownlee, 45, of Deltona, a city north of Orlando, became angry after he found that his wife, Shey Alamo, had eaten the leftovers. He then began to cook more chicken and became more agitated after she criticized his culinary technique.
The argument then escalated to the point where Brownlee pushed his wife onto a bed, struck her multiple times in the face and choked her, according to a police report posted on the Smoking Gun website.

Don't touch my yardbird he said.But did he write his name on the leftovers?
If not she was within her rights to eat that tasty fried chicken.
In his defense she did critcize his cooking skills a definite breach of marital harmony.
Who's side am I on you may ask.....neither fuck those drunks I got my own shit going on here.
I must admit I was surprised when alcohol was suspected of being involved.
Dieter from AB/Inbev wants you to know that none of his devil water contributed to this horrible episode in the"War On Women" I keep hearing about.

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