In an effort to help keep down health care costs.Sec.Sebilius has ordered that all prostate exams are to be done by her personally.No latex gloves or lube have yet been approved by the HHS.A 60 page RFQ has been sent out to secure these items for madame Secretary.But she doesn't want you to wait to get this potentially lifesaving procedure.So to entice men to not wait she is offering FBSM along with your exam, no happy endings :-( YMMV if she thinks you are cute or communist.There is a co-pay of 100 for TV or 200 for FV.So check Backpage under body rubs for the announcement of when she will be in your area.
If you belong to a union or are a government employee,excluding military below the rank of colonel.You have to do nothing you will get an email on your govt. issued Ipad or Iphone informing you of when to report to the nearest $500 a night hotel for your exam. You get the exam and a GFE with MSOG from a list of government approved contractors consisting mainly of ex Playboy bunnies,Penthouse pets,Hustler hunnies and some well known porn stars.No co-pays apply for you.
