CSS Hunley surfaces in NY h/t Drudge
Obviously, the South is the only place where old times are not forgotten.
On Friday afternoon, a New York motorist called police with a tip about a potential terror threat. Seems someone was hauling a suspicious-looking object — it resembled a torpedo — on the highways around the city.
Before long 30 agencies, including the Department of Homeland Security, were searching for this potential menace.
Even Coast Guard cutters in the area were on the lookout, since the thing looked sort of like a boat.
They should have set the terror color chart to Rebel Gray, because they were just hunting for a bunch of good ol’ boys from Summerville hauling a replica of the H.L. Hunley to Connecticut for the weekend.
In related news there have been rumors that Gen.Robert E.Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia have crossed the Potomac river at Harpers Ferry and have made camp near the town of Gettysburg Pa.
Anonymous sources have told me that the DHS and all other alphabet soup nazis are taking these rumors seriously being that Lee's army is made up of Tea Party racists,libertarians and other small government fanatics.The source also said if the army is found to have moved toward Washington "We will bomb them back to 1787. Where they wish to be.The Constitution is so yesterday it's a piece of paper over 100 years old. These troglodytes need to get with the program and embrace Hope and Change™".I report you decide citizens.