Who'd a thunk it
Without notice Dale Jr's vanity project closesWhisky River, the St. Johns Town Center-area restaurant/nightclub owned by NASCAR’s Dale Earnhardt Jr., has closed.Doors at the restaurant were locked...
View ArticleThe transcipit of Kelly Thomas
Training plus officer safety plus keeping you safe gets you this if only he was blackyellowbrowngreen at the time he's all that now or was That's all I can say still too mad.I will say this I don't...
View ArticleI always try that shit
Who gives a fuck about me?Trick question it's me.Nothing better for you will happen unless I get mine.Think about it.
View ArticlePhilosophy
The only thing better than a yesterday baked potato is a yesterday baked potato today.Update:This also applies to steaks who'd a thunk it.
View ArticleHow's about some legs today
 I suggest throwing caution to the wind.You don't need that cubicle anyways plus no TPS reports ever again bonus!Get your manshit on at that break!
View ArticleYou don't hear that everyday
Man stole 850 pairs of underwear from Victorias SecretA Florida man accused of stealing a total of 850 pairs of underwear from Victoria’s Secret remained behind bars following a Thursday court...
View ArticleThe best football day every year
Today you get two Super Bowls in my opinion.I hope that Liberal Utopia bowl is the doozy I'm hoping for.You better bring your man panties for that one.PredictionsMannings 31 Bundchens 17 over/under on...
View ArticleNo law against being an asshole
I'll guarantee it's the most unpleasant person you would ever meet despite all the peace crap it'll be one of the most militant assholes you could ever meet.
View ArticleIn honor of MLK day
Twerking party canceled over use of MLK images in promotional materialA major facepalm moment there on that poster.Whoever thought that was a good idea is a major league shithead.Some peoples kids!
View ArticleIt's official I'm a racist
Lefty rag the Atlantic says beards in America are a sign of "White Supremacy"It seems everyday I'm told this by some foaming at the mouth liberal.Why fight it I plan on going full retard and embrace...
View ArticleBetter than beer?
Could be but it looks like you could get some beer in there.Cake and eat it too is the shit.
View ArticleHere's a shocker
Bottom 5 states in fiscal condition:New Jersey,Connecticut,Illinois,Massachusetts,CaliforniaIn terms of long-term solvency (the most critical issue), New Jersey and Illinois are at the bottom of the...
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