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New paint scheme for Danica PatrickIt will now be easier to see her getting lapped or spinning out.Maybe they could make her spoiler look like a pair of big ole titties.I'd buy that die-cast.What a...
View ArticleLet's ask Rudy what color Santa is
On second thought maybe that was a bad idea.Although I hear the album is wholesome family fun.
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U.S.Post Office investigating Park Cities branch after Christmas cards not mailedOh there is gonna be hell to pay.Those rich broads down there are going to be on the warpath.Sixteen days ago, a...
View ArticleShould have kept that box
It helps when you gotta move.Just saying by the way I hope he does have to move and his tv gets all fucked up.It's called karma douchebag.
View ArticleA fun little timewaster
Sent to me all super secret like.Now if you go play and it offends you get over yourself already.Just pretend they are politicians or something and you are trying to keep them out of your wallet.Now...
View ArticleIt's an epidemic I tell ya
Bridgeport cop shoots self in the leg Must be all that training huh."I can tell you what would happen if you did it," said the former supervisor. "You'd be facing an unlawful discharge or at least...
View ArticleA thought on Phil Robertson
It seems people think this is some kinda free speech issue.It's not, folks like Sarah Palin and everybody else going apeshit over this are barking up the wrong tree and frankly it makes them look...
View ArticleGood thing I checked first
Phil had it before me. I couldn't say it any better than that.It's so crazy it might just work.Yeah they're real cute like that.
View ArticleRuh Roh I don't think Mike got the memo
That certain thing is now racist.The racist items can be found here.I can vouch for that last one.That is some kind of delicious racism there.
View ArticleMissK is having a hot tub party
I wonder why I wasn't invited.Damn cool kids and their little cliques.
View ArticleI was more pissed about this
Who dat?My favorite coonass.Nobody lost their shit when that dude got lost.Where's Tommy goddammit.That duck dynasty is stupid as hell anyways trust me I was in NAM.
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