Made it
A low idiot quotient at Wally world today.Now I gotta start the brine.I'm sure everybody brines their bird right.If you don't I would look into it.Trust me it makes a big difference.
View ArticleYou'll have to pry my grill from my cold dead hands
Freakin commies!Beijing destroys BBQ grills to cut pollution Don't think they won't try it here.My grill will not be fucked with Barry capiche!So don't get any crazy ideas from your ideological...
View ArticleGo Cowboys!!
Cowboys 17 Raiders 3 take it to the bank.They've gotta be able to beat the Raiders right.Sorry Phil.
View ArticleThanksgiving Tittys to celebrate
First half was worrisome second half they looked like a football team imagine that.Â
View ArticleWhat I am thankful for
My moral and intellectual superiors telling me I'm a genocidal racist turkey eater.I love that shit.It's a beautiful thing.I should tell them about the time I killed a bunch of Indians on a casino...
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Puppy found under rubble after nine daysA dog and his owner have been reunited after the animal was found under a pile of rubble more than a week after a tornado ripped through a central Illinois...
View ArticleA fire ant strikes back
One single fire ant has wreaked calamity this morning.He/she stealthily climbed up my leg and got me right on one of the boys when that got my attention the little shit proceeded to get me on the...
View ArticleThat's nothing to be ashamed of
I'm sure he barks at white latinos/latinas too.So it's OK.
View ArticleLeast surprising news of the day
Raiders fans attack Cowboys fan after the game.4 on 1 sounds about right.I think fans is a very loose use of the term.I would use thugs but that's just me.Police were unable to identify any of the...
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