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Don't worry nothing to see here
Police in 500 cities get MRAPSIt will only be used on criminals and you ain't one of those right.Are you even sure about that you better get to reading that federal register and then study up on all...
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In the spirit of the upcoming holidays
I am going to give ya'll my top secret stock recipe.It's just like any regular stock recipe except there is one special ingredient it's a very special one not readily available sometimes.But trust me...
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That thing we won't speak of again.A reward is in order so I give you Darth Arnie watch and smile while I pat everybody on the back.Such a deal huh I love it.III to III
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In case the revenuers forgot
I concur with Marvin Sutton the gentleman from North Carolina who only wanted to be left alone and live in peace.
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Caffeine may harm sleepNo fucking shit sherlocks.Who'd a thunk it I should advertise my contact info to these study takers I could save them alot of money.They don't wanna save money you say ok they...
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Today is Gisele day
I am sure most of you are familiar with Gisele.A refresher is in order. Don't click here danger be there.
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You'll have to come up with a better threat
Got a note with my mail that my mailbow has been blocked 3 times and if it happens again they will stop delivering mail.Thanks post office you mean you will stop delivering all the crap I don't want...
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VP of Spartan Survival
Umm I think he"s mixed up gravity and magnetism.It's not as catchy but it should say "Chicks gravitate towards me"or something to that effect.I think Tyler Smith is wishing he hadn't taken that dump in...
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Government by PR and marketing
Say that in your Russian voice works betterThey didn't sell it well enough is the new excuse du jour about the clusterfuck of Obamacare.The more the plans fail the more the planners plan.The government...
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Hawaii democrat smashes homeless peoples possessionsHe only does it because he cares so much.Even smashing stolen carts has to be against some law.Oops I forgot he's a politician laws ain't for...
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Word
A post for my brother I like him too much to send him packing.I've let him know my feelings on the subject.I just get the steaks perfect and let him make jerky I just can't do it.
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They always have the good shit
Crack pipe found in Dallas senior corporals squad car “That's hard to believe because I know he's very dedicated,” I'm sure he was what I would like to know is how many drug related arrests he has...
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