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I have a plan
Let's have California and Alabama trade places for a while.It does nothing but rain here.We could get Hank"Guam"Thompson to work out a plan.In between downpours I've gotten three more beds in planted...
View ArticleAn idea so crazy it might just work
Just have each illegal alien bring a gallon of water each time they enter California.Charge 5 gallons for licenses and for any co-pays for Medicaid or Medicare.Problem solved they could probably sell...
View ArticleI didn't know obummer had a cat
On a related note Hillary had an above average dump after her above average Chipotle order.It must be really nice to have people kiss your ass constantly because you fucked the first black president at...
View ArticleQueen covers Earache My Eye?
For you young whippersnappers a little backgroundOK now get off my lawn.I remember buying that album.
View ArticleNobody fuckin axed me
Americans love paying taxesThat Americans hate taxes has become a truism, but it’s not true. Although they disagree sharply about how tax money should be spent, most Americans actually take pride in...
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