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Gone to Talladega
I wasn't gonna go but an interesting offer just passed my way and I must say it is one I can't turn down.I'm hoping for a three wire but it will probably be a crash and burn but that never stopped me...
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You can't be fucking cursing at me on my own blog asshole.Please refrain from this shit or I'm telling my Mommy.Just remember though I am full of surprises.One of em is a size 13 you know what I...
View ArticleSeems pretty harsh for not having your cover
Those wacky Army regs.I hear in this unit they cut off your leg for improperly bloused trousers.
View ArticleI'm sorry honey a pair beats a straight flush
I didn't make the rules but you can keep the stockings on:)
View ArticleIt's not Jimi Hendrix
But special in it's own way it screams Murica and I love that shit.Now everyone please rise and remove your hats for our National Anthem.I would suggest a larger mag for a more fluid rendition but...
View ArticleOh yeah I forgot
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!!I didn't watch again and good things happen it is now officially a thing.Do I dare tempt the Creator by watching next week I don't know.So to all the h8ers.All your h8 and...
View ArticleOldAFSarge won the lottery
Must not have gotten the powerball I hear those F-4s are spensive so Russkie is OK.
View ArticleOh no it's contagious
What we need is more protocols and czars to stop the spread of this.Sadly my own Ma has succumbed to the glowing face disease.Love ya Ma:)
View ArticleOutfuckingstanding!
You see that piece of comb there.Touch it and die:)I got some honey from the flea market a while back that was really good and had some comb in there.I really liked it..I'll lose that in the divorce...
View ArticleOK now pull the thingie that makes it go POW
Here hold my beer.We need to get that obstruction out pronto.Probably a gun safety advocate.Exit question would you ever do that with some swinging dick on the other end.I just got to thinking though...
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