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+Then she'll know which end goes where should help a little I'm a helpful fucker huh.
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A decision has been made to put down two animals today.I was hoping they would pass on peaceably in their sleep but hey haven't.It is past time to do it they have been in bad shape for a little...
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View ArticleObummercare subsidies ruled illegal
That'll sure stop em.Don't they always stop doing illegal shit......................Yeah didn't think so.You were 40 years too early Dick just think of the shit you could get away with now.
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George Harrison memorial tree killed by beetles LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A tree planted in Los Angeles to honor former Beatle George Harrison has been killed - by beetles.Councilman Tom LaBonge says the...
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