An unsolicited suggestion for Dan Snyder

For your next coaching retread I suggest this dude.
He's actually more life like than your current coach.Also I hear Kilmer is ready to go I'd get on the horn with his agent pronto.It's not even fun hating the Redskins anymore I just feel sorry for ya'll.
You guys may make fun of the Cowboys in the comments won't hurt my feelings any.The Cowpatties are just good enough to be mediocre but that is some kind of trainwreck in Washington.