Nah I'll pass

I did notice Mr.Smarty pants with his fancy blog called Jack black bourbon.I would tell him he's wrong but he'd probably cite me some law that it is bourbon.How dumb of him.
Why should Glen Reynolds get all the hits.He has no skills I'm just as good as him.I propose a minimum hit law.I can't get the hit's I need to feed my children.I need a living hit's wage otherwise I just can't compete that's not fair.
How long can we continue this obvious Koch brothers conspriracy to stop me from a rule five.I'm going on strike who's with me!!!!