Whodathunkit?
Why french fries are more of a superfood than kale
A superfood is a bit like Superman... except it doesn't wear a cape, can't fly, and won't save your life.
The lack of a cape and an inability to fly should come as no surprise to superfood fans, but ardent eaters of goji berries, blueberries, acai, and kale might be surprised to learn that these foods, and other "superfoods" like them, do not magically grant health and longevity.
This blunt truth actually runs counter to the Oxford Dictionary's definition of a superfood: "a nutrient-rich food considered to be especially beneficial for health and well-being." The Oxford Dictionary needs to hire some fact-checkers.
'The term "superfoods" is at best meaningless and at worst harmful,'
I'm shocked to find study takers disseminating factually challenged conclusions.
That almost never happens.
It's almost as if you can just say anything and be believed by the sheep if you supply a "study"
This is why it is good to be cynical.
You won't find me wasting money on chia seeds and acai beeries or any other fad of the week foods.
Nope I waste my money on shit that studies say will kill me dead.
The only study I subscribe to is the one that we all die.
You can bet mine won't be death by kale either.
Not that I don't like kale I do but only with copious amounts of pig fat added.
Just another in a long line of nails in my coffin.
Oh well what do I want to do live forever?
Personally I think it would blow.
One thing I'm pretty sure of is I won't live to see President Chelsea Clinton.
And that my friends is very good news indeed.
Now excuse me I need a cancer stick.
Gotta keep pounding those nails lest my nightmare become reality.
Never underestimate the stupidity of "Americans" studies say.
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Why french fries are more of a superfood than kale
A superfood is a bit like Superman... except it doesn't wear a cape, can't fly, and won't save your life.
The lack of a cape and an inability to fly should come as no surprise to superfood fans, but ardent eaters of goji berries, blueberries, acai, and kale might be surprised to learn that these foods, and other "superfoods" like them, do not magically grant health and longevity.
This blunt truth actually runs counter to the Oxford Dictionary's definition of a superfood: "a nutrient-rich food considered to be especially beneficial for health and well-being." The Oxford Dictionary needs to hire some fact-checkers.
'The term "superfoods" is at best meaningless and at worst harmful,'
I'm shocked to find study takers disseminating factually challenged conclusions.
That almost never happens.
It's almost as if you can just say anything and be believed by the sheep if you supply a "study"
This is why it is good to be cynical.
You won't find me wasting money on chia seeds and acai beeries or any other fad of the week foods.
Nope I waste my money on shit that studies say will kill me dead.
The only study I subscribe to is the one that we all die.
You can bet mine won't be death by kale either.
Not that I don't like kale I do but only with copious amounts of pig fat added.
Just another in a long line of nails in my coffin.
Oh well what do I want to do live forever?
Personally I think it would blow.
One thing I'm pretty sure of is I won't live to see President Chelsea Clinton.
And that my friends is very good news indeed.
Now excuse me I need a cancer stick.
Gotta keep pounding those nails lest my nightmare become reality.
Never underestimate the stupidity of "Americans" studies say.
.