You don't hear that everyday

North Texas bathroom bandit steals toilet parts then we get the pun "flushes away businesses' money"

Well I think it's shitty deal.What kind of crappy person would do this.He's pissing on peoples profits.
Taking a dump on all law abiding business owners.Join in if you wish.

 While the costs can add up, hopefully, the added security will help to keep from flushing more money down the drain. 

Bathroom humor I love it.No I don't write for Fox 4 news although if I did that would be a wicked pissah.