Carnac I ain't

I would offer myself as a football prognosticator but everybody has now seen I stink.
I don't know if the Cowboys are any better or the Giants just suck.
Guess it don't matter a win is a win.
Now I get to watch another game on mute.I would slit my wrists if I was forced to listen to Joe Fuck and Bitchboy Aikman.I like Crissie Collinsworth almost as much as that.