This just in to the Bubba News Team.
We have an e-mail from a reliable source that says politicians are hypocritical shitbags.At first we thought it was a typo but we have confirmed with a second individual that this is the case.Now a word from the idiot-in-chief.Damn we meant editor.
Hello, Bubba here to say a few words.I must say I was shocked at this news.I suppose the next thing they will tell me is they are lying duplicitous crapweasels too.Oh shit I have been informed this is also true.Man those guys really do suck.No wonder the country is so fucked up.I for one hope that we will be able to vote for better people who will turn this place around.Wait my producer is waving at me hold on.It's an impossibility I'm told well goddammit.We're screwed oh well at least I got me a sammich.
Alright that concludes this report tune in next time for our expose on why spineless mealy mouthed twatwaffles are drawn to politics.A sneak preveiw of the subjects of our next report.
We have an e-mail from a reliable source that says politicians are hypocritical shitbags.At first we thought it was a typo but we have confirmed with a second individual that this is the case.Now a word from the idiot-in-chief.Damn we meant editor.
Hello, Bubba here to say a few words.I must say I was shocked at this news.I suppose the next thing they will tell me is they are lying duplicitous crapweasels too.Oh shit I have been informed this is also true.Man those guys really do suck.No wonder the country is so fucked up.I for one hope that we will be able to vote for better people who will turn this place around.Wait my producer is waving at me hold on.It's an impossibility I'm told well goddammit.We're screwed oh well at least I got me a sammich.
Alright that concludes this report tune in next time for our expose on why spineless mealy mouthed twatwaffles are drawn to politics.A sneak preveiw of the subjects of our next report.
