More from the who gives two flyin fucks files.
Miss Piggy and Kermit breakup have broken up
Amid high-profile breakups (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner; Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani), "The Muppets'" Miss Piggy announced via social media Tuesday that she is no longer with Kermit the Frog. Naturally, the spotlight-loving swine and her former paramour also managed to plug their new half-hour show.
This is fucking heart breaking not that a frog is no longer fuckin a pig as if.
What's heart breaking is the real stars don't get no recognition.
These two rock not that faggot and square.
Chef and Animal get honorable mention.
Miss Piggy and Kermit breakup have broken up
Amid high-profile breakups (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner; Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani), "The Muppets'" Miss Piggy announced via social media Tuesday that she is no longer with Kermit the Frog. Naturally, the spotlight-loving swine and her former paramour also managed to plug their new half-hour show.
This is fucking heart breaking not that a frog is no longer fuckin a pig as if.
What's heart breaking is the real stars don't get no recognition.
These two rock not that faggot and square.
Chef and Animal get honorable mention.