No,Your beard isn't full of poop
So what about the study on those poopy beards? There wasn’t a real study, just a TV news station swabbing a few beards and sending the samples off for testing. (Revealing germs in allegedly surprising places is a time-honored pastime of TV news shows.) Beards are, however, fairly clean. We know this from actual scientific research, like this study published last year in the Journal of Hospital Infection, which found that bearded hospital workers don’t carry more bacteria on their faces than clean-shaven ones. (In fact, they were less likely to carry certain potentially disease-causing bacteria.)
A bogus study I'm shocked.
Freakin beardists will do lie,cheat and steal to try and force you to shave.
Kinda like democrats in that respect.
You can shave my beard off my cold dead face.
It would be a shame if these study takers met a fiery and especially painful death.
I hate them very much.
So what about the study on those poopy beards? There wasn’t a real study, just a TV news station swabbing a few beards and sending the samples off for testing. (Revealing germs in allegedly surprising places is a time-honored pastime of TV news shows.) Beards are, however, fairly clean. We know this from actual scientific research, like this study published last year in the Journal of Hospital Infection, which found that bearded hospital workers don’t carry more bacteria on their faces than clean-shaven ones. (In fact, they were less likely to carry certain potentially disease-causing bacteria.)
A bogus study I'm shocked.
Freakin beardists will do lie,cheat and steal to try and force you to shave.
Kinda like democrats in that respect.
You can shave my beard off my cold dead face.
It would be a shame if these study takers met a fiery and especially painful death.
I hate them very much.