WTF you can't kill squirrels

Florida man told to stop stalking nuisance squirrels

MELBOURNE, Fla. - Melbourne police warned a resident not to stalk or hunt nuisance squirrels after he killed at least one of the scurrying creatures before taking a request to eliminate another from a neighbor

I would've have lost it of course it was worrywort neighbor concerned about a BB GUN for fuck sakes.

  "He may have been under the impression that if the squirrels were a nuisance on your property that you could take care of it. There are laws that govern these things, and he agreed with that."

I'm always under the impression I can do as I goddamn please on my own property.
Permission to kill tree rats what a country.
How much you wanna bet there is no such law that governs these things.
I would have strenuously objected but that's just me.

I wonder if it's against the law to wish death and destruction on all of em.
Maybe a hate speech violation squirrels are people too dontcha know.