Police arrest woman after embarrassing shoplifting spree
This week’s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store.
Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the “love unit” of a Spencer’s store, according to a police report. After exiting the business, she returned a few minutes later to nick the handcuffs, investigators allege.
Some dude missed out on a fun night poor bastard.All the good shit happens at Spencers.
Maybe they should put benches in front of all of their stores and charge admission on the off chance some weird shit is gonna go down.
I haven't crunched the numbers but a profit could be had with a couple of viral videos.
Think Girls Gone Wild at Spencers cha-ching:)
This week’s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store.
Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the “love unit” of a Spencer’s store, according to a police report. After exiting the business, she returned a few minutes later to nick the handcuffs, investigators allege.
Some dude missed out on a fun night poor bastard.All the good shit happens at Spencers.
Maybe they should put benches in front of all of their stores and charge admission on the off chance some weird shit is gonna go down.
I haven't crunched the numbers but a profit could be had with a couple of viral videos.
Think Girls Gone Wild at Spencers cha-ching:)