That was different

So I'm sitting here minding my own business with every window and door open enjoying the weather.
When out of nowhere a black cat just strolls right in takes a look at me hisses and continues walking thru the house as if he owns the joint.
He probably has squatters rights so he wants his rent.I was told told this place was rent free.
Well I still have to pay the county rent but now a cat I wonder who's next to extort money from me to breathe air on a piece of land I own.