Va. man named Stoner arrested on pot charges
ORANGE, Va. (AP) -- A Virginia man with the last name Stoner is facing drug charges after police found more than $10,000 worth of marijuana plants at his home.
The Orange County Sheriff's Office says 42-year-old Paul Scott Stoner of Unionville is charged with growing marijuana and having a firearm while in possession of more than a pound of marijuana.
Media outlets report that the charges stem from an ongoing investigation related to the alleged sale of marijuana to children in Orange County. Further charges are pending.
A perfect surname for this dude I applaud him for embracing his moniker and rolling with it.
Did he use the gun to force the chillruns to buy weed I don't understand.
Selling pot to perfectly willing bundles of joy is way down on my list of egregious infractions.
But listen to Dudley-Do-Right he's always right and just want's what's best for you.
Especially when it involves ninja shit and armored cars they love that shit.
Now I need a hog leg to make sense of the senselessness.