Prize winning goat missing from Colorado fair
GREELEY, Colo. (AP) -- Police in Greeley, Colorado, are investigating who's got the goat - a grand champion animal that vanished this week from a county fair.
The Greeley Tribune reports (http://bit.ly/1m0UCoU ) the red-colored Boer (BOHR') goat was reported missing Monday, hours before it was scheduled to appear at the Weld County fair's junior livestock auction. Two of the animal's halters also were gone.
The usual suspects if you will.I suspect an orgy of bestiality has already occurred and the goat is worse for wear.
I hope for his sake he is just sowing some wild oats.