You call yourself a man and need one of these contraptions.I think not!Cooking meat over an open fire is a manly thing.The poke test is all you need if you don't know what the poke test is well I hope your shoes match your purse.
You might could tell today is steak day at Chez Bubba it will be a good day.
Now if the 5 car would win my day would be complete.