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Teens try to steal car but can't drive a stick shift

SEATTLE —
Three teens tried to steal a Seattle woman’s car Saturday afternoon, but couldn’t because none of them knew how to drive a stick shift.
“I got a five speed in there,” Nancy Fredrickson, 70, said. “They couldn't figure out how to get it going!”
Fredrickson said she had just walked around the back of her KIA to get something from the trunk when she heard someone demanding her keys.
At first she thought it was a joke; then, she saw the gun.
“It's not every day you get a gun stuck in your face!" Fredrickson said. She said a teen wearing a hooded sweatshirt was holding a large gun only inches away.
Frederickson dropped her keys and said the teens jumped into the car.
But none of them knew how to drive it.

I would have done a YDHTE but sadly you hear it often enough it's common by now.
What no trigger warning for "hooded gunman"I hear dog whistles.
How do they know they are teens They tipped me off there.Gonna have to change those adjectives up maybe.
May I suggest something like"The tree utes"or something to that effect.
Then I will think they are just some nice suburban kids wanting to go for a joyride.
Luckily my dad taught me how to clutch it,well that and me joyriding his car.

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