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Naked stranger floods family home takes a dump on carpet

KUNA, Idaho -- A Kuna family is still reeling after a naked stranger entered their home last weekend. They say he flooded their kitchen, defecated on their carpet, but was not arrested.
Tricia Gillaspy and her husband moved into their home just last week. But right now a massive cleanup effort is underway after quite a weekend.
"We woke up 6:30 Sunday morning to a naked guy walking into our bedroom," said Tricia. "My husband's like, 'What the heck is going on?' And I'm screaming in utter panic."
The intruder, who police say was 25-year-old Matthew Coomes, had been drinking. After surprising the couple, they say he ran into another bedroom to put his shorts on.
"My husband grabs the gun because we have no idea who this guy is," said Tricia. "He's like, 'Get out of my house, now!' But the guy wouldn't leave. So, he puts the gun to his head, and says, 'I said, get out!'"

Talk about your heavy sleepers.
I'm sorry but the headline would read "Homeowner shoots drunk dude after he floods house and shits on carpet"if it happened at my house.

And the dude just gets tickets what in the holy fuck do you gotta do to get arrested in Idaho.
I'm a less laws are better guy but breaking and entering has to be an arrestable offense.
I guess he didn't have any weed on him that will get you arrested in Idaho I'm sure.

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