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Virginia county bans charity carwashes

From Boy Scout troops to sorority houses, many a group of would-be do-gooders have embraced the charity car wash. But in Arlington, Virginia, the possibility is no more. There, regulators are cracking down on car washes as part of a plan to limit water pollution.
Kim Coble, vice president of environmental protection and restoration for the Chesapeake Bay Foundation, told The Washington Post:

"If it was one carwash, we wouldn’t be having a conversation. But for every school group in every school in the entire watershed, that is thousands and thousands of carwashes, and it really is considered a problem."

The silliness stems from statewide stormwater permit rules, which were recently tightened under pressure from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. From the Post:

I really don't know what to say.These enviromentalists sure are a bunch of dour fun killing commienazis.
They won't be happy until we are all living in government approved sustainable grass huts eating only government approved food and riding government approved biodegradable bicycles.
I can't wait for the time when I can sit on my government approved toilet reading some government approved literature with a government approved candle.

Somewhere in hell Uncle Joe is smiling.