Cops hunt man caught watching women trysting
MAY 30--New Mexico cops are searching for a voyeur who watched two young women having sex after reportedly hearing the couple trysting from outside their Santa Fe residence.
Police report that the peeping Tom entered the apartment through an unlocked door around 1:30 AM Wednesday. He proceeded to a bedroom where Maya Mascarenas, 23, and Ashley Willis, 19, were “engaged in sexual intercourse,” according to a Santa Fe Police Department report.
At some point, the women realized that a stranger was watching them.
“My girlfriend and I were having sex in my bedroom when I look up and notice a man,” Willis wrote in a police statement. “I asked what he was doing, he said he heard us and had just been watching.” Mascarenas noted, “He said he heard us from outside and came inside to watch. We don’t know how long he was there.”
I can sympathize with the dude.
My first instinct when I hear lesbians in flagrante delicto is to investigate upon finding those two I would have skedaddled post haste.
Being Sante Fe lesbians I'm sure they are against firearm ownership and that's OK.May I suggest a firearm shaped dildo it could possibly work to apprehend the perp should he return.
He seems just about dumb enough to come back for round 2.
Some peoples kids need to be shot.
Update:A kind commenter has a suggestion for our heterosexually challenged friends from Sante Fe.
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Now that might just work thanks Angel I like solutions oriented people.That's some kinda fancy rig there.Must be a real nice bang when you pull the trigger:)
MAY 30--New Mexico cops are searching for a voyeur who watched two young women having sex after reportedly hearing the couple trysting from outside their Santa Fe residence.
Police report that the peeping Tom entered the apartment through an unlocked door around 1:30 AM Wednesday. He proceeded to a bedroom where Maya Mascarenas, 23, and Ashley Willis, 19, were “engaged in sexual intercourse,” according to a Santa Fe Police Department report.
At some point, the women realized that a stranger was watching them.
“My girlfriend and I were having sex in my bedroom when I look up and notice a man,” Willis wrote in a police statement. “I asked what he was doing, he said he heard us and had just been watching.” Mascarenas noted, “He said he heard us from outside and came inside to watch. We don’t know how long he was there.”
I can sympathize with the dude.
My first instinct when I hear lesbians in flagrante delicto is to investigate upon finding those two I would have skedaddled post haste.
Being Sante Fe lesbians I'm sure they are against firearm ownership and that's OK.May I suggest a firearm shaped dildo it could possibly work to apprehend the perp should he return.
He seems just about dumb enough to come back for round 2.
Some peoples kids need to be shot.
Update:A kind commenter has a suggestion for our heterosexually challenged friends from Sante Fe.
Now that might just work thanks Angel I like solutions oriented people.That's some kinda fancy rig there.Must be a real nice bang when you pull the trigger:)