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I suspect foul play

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Just sayin these are demorats we're talkin aboot.

Opponent of Clay Aiken in NC primary dies in accident

ASHEBORO, N.C.— Congressional candidate for District 2, Keith Crisco, died Monday. Emergency workers said they responded to a call on an unconscious person at Crisco's home on Thayer Drive in Randolph County.
When first responders arrived at the house around 1 p.m., they found Crisco unresponsive at the scene.
A receptionist at Crisco's company, Asheboro Elastics, confirmed his death. She said they were told his death may have been as a result of a fall at his home.
No winner has been declared yet in the Democratic primary race between Crisco and former "American Idol" star Clay Aiken because the numbers were too close to call.

Was Nancy Pelosi in NC?She's my first suspect? Probably a deranged American Idol fan who couldn't bear the possibility of bitch boy losing.
Of course this is all speculation and satire so none of you commies get your knickers all twisted up.
 

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