Houston Police searching for serial defecator
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It could work I tell ya.
Deputies are looking for a man who is accused of defecating in multiple yards in a Houston neighborhood.
The man has allegedly struck one home on Byrne Street so many times it forced the homeowners to install security cameras to catch the man in the act.
Police are looking for the man seen in the surveillance photos, saying he has defecated in the front yard of that home six times -- and has spread his waste to other homes in the area.
"This is our neighborhood. Whatever people think should go on around here -- pooping is not okay," neighbor Aimee Parsons told KPRC in Houston.
Looks Middle Eastern biological warfare maybe.Could be he is unhappy with America and is trying to take a shit on all of it 6 sq.inches at a time.
The conibear 330's Leigh suggested might work here you could bait em with rolls of toilet paper.
