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Florida woman doesn't blame bear for her attack

LAKE MARY, Florida (AP) — A Florida woman who was attacked by a bear last weekend says she doesn't want bears to be killed by wildlife officials for doing what wild animals do.
Terri Frana told Orlando television station WFTV on Wednesday that residents of her Lake Mary neighborhood need to understand the danger from bears.
"We need to learn to expect them at some point," said Frana, 45.
More than a half dozen bears have been killed by wildlife officials since last Saturday's attack. Wildlife officials say the bears pose a danger since they've grown accustomed to eating human food, either from garbage or fed by residents.
Frana said the bear pushed her down, bit her leg and then bit into her skull, trying to drag her into the woods.

Alrighty then who or what do we blame then.
I know who we can blame that catch all of catch alls.
You guessed it global warming I know some asshole is thinking up the angle now about how that forced the bear to try and eat the lady.
One more cause could be fracking.
Or maybe it was a sociodisadvantaged bear whose habitat was heartlessly pillaged by the nefarious Koch brohers.
She's lucky she's not bear scat right now and good thing nobody is listening to her idiotic ramblings.

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