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Man amputates own hand after hospitals refuse

A British man reportedly amputated his own hand after he claimed hospitals refused to perform the operation for him.
Mark Goddard, 44, of Newton Abbot in Devon, said he has suffered excruciating nerve pain in his left arm since being involved in a motorcycle accident 16 years ago. Goddard told the Metro that he was left with no choice but to amputate his own hand, claiming hospitals had refused to perform the operation on him.
“I should not have to go to such extremes to get my pain stopped,” Goddard told Metro UK. “There was an alternative – and that was having it done properly in hospital.”
Goddard constructed a guillotine-like device in his backyard in order to rid himself of his unwanted appendage. He then threw his amputated hand into a fire, so doctors would not be able to reattach it. After he completed the amputation, Goddard was rushed to a hospital where he was treated for blood loss.

Exit question couldn't he have just made his device a little wider by I don't know the width of his arm.
It seems so simple to do it once.They ain't gonna do it now out of spite once over.The glories of free health care.I wonder if anybody over the pond ever took a look at his neck I have a diagnoses for him and this is free.
I am not a doctor but I play one on this blog dontcha know.
I predict a cervical disc herniation in the c4 c5 cervical area and my recommendation is an anterior  cervical discectomy fusion surgery to correct this problem.
You may ask,Bubba how can you be so sure.I say this patients symptoms have manifested themselves much in the same way as mine I have felt this dudes pain.Morphine just knocks the edge off.
Luckily being a Yank has it's privileges and I got fixed up real good.Yay me.
 I'm sure Mark has no great pull to get anything done there.Socialized medicine fucked Mark over just like everybody else who doesn't have pull.
It's just getting it's second wind here but when it gets done we will all be poorer for it.
That is all rant off again.

H/T Drudge

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