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I demand this shit too.First I have to bury the guns and all sharp instruments!
Maybe hide the truck keys too don't wanna get run over:)

Hawaii cops demand the right to have sex with hookers

That's right: Cops insisted that they must be free not just to receive blowjobs and handjobs from prostitutes but also to engage in vaginal and anal intercourse with them. Evidently the police also need permission to engage in "flagellation or torture by or upon a person as an act of sexual stimulation or gratification" (Hawaii's definitionof "sadomasochistic abuse"). Just in case. Since an entire chamber of the state legislature agreed to this request, the cops must have had a pretty persuasive argument. Here it is, as summed up by Jason Kawabata, captain of the Honolulu Police Department's Narcotics/Vice Division:

It's good to be a cop.Don't worry though it's for your safety and the chillruns so it's all good.



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