This just in to BNN

Danica Patrick has wrecked 5 minutes into PRACTICE!She's a goddamn menace I tell ya.

Never has more ink,words,pixels,bandwidth and film been wasted on a nothingburger than her.
Well maybe with the exception of obummer and the beebs.

And that's the way it is today March 14,2014.Stay tuned for todays menu at Chez Bubba.