So Mrs. McCain let me get the ball rolling here.You sir are a self important jackass. Could you please return to what you do best.I know being the official jock sniffer of the mentally challenged senator from Arizona is not what you had in mind when you first fantasized about being a slimy weaselly nancy boy politician but it is what it is.
I want to show you something.There it is 43 words and 6 punctuation marks it's a really simple thing.But the 5 most important words are." Congress shall make no law".
It's so easy to understand even a US Senator can do it.You freaking asshole.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.[1]
Update:I meant to get twatwaffle in there so just remember to insert miserable twatwaffle wherever you wish.