Cowboys idiocy reaches new heights
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OK, let's see if we can get this all straight.
The Dallas Cowboys had their worst offensive output since 2005. The defense set franchise records for first downs allowed per game and yards allowed in a season and gave up 600 total yards twice, like in one year.
So it seems natural that both the offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator would no longer be in those capacities in 2014, right? Well, well done, Jerry Jones. They're both out of their gigs. The Cowboys are going to ride again, right? Oh wait ... you mean they're still on staff?
Yup!
Explain this to us: Bill Callahan, who took play-calling duties over in 2013 from head coach/offensive mastermind Jason Garrett, was stripped of his play-calling duties for the upcoming season, but remains on staff as "running game coordinator" and offensive coordinator? OK, we've heard of offensive coordinators who don't call the plays, but that's usually when the head coach is the play-caller. Not in this case though, now we have three offensive minds in town as the Cowboys hired former Detroit Lions offensive coordinator Scott Linehan to be the "passing game coordinator" and play-caller. Awesome.
I am firmly convinced Jerry Jones is smoking crack.All the boneheaded shit he does and says can't be chalked up to alcohol alone it has to be crack or meth.WTF are they doing at Valley Ranchit's something but good football it ain't.
Fuck Jerry Jones the twatwaffle!