A twofer today I've gotta get this up so I can beat Matt Drudge:)
Man jailed for toilet seat attack on disabled kin
The Florida man, 20, is jailed on a felony battery charge for allegedly clobbering his disabled uncle in the head with a toilet seat cover, investigators report.
Sammy Lee Johnson, the 48-year-old victim, told St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office deputies that he was sitting on the couch in his Fort Pierce home watching TV with his mother when Troutman ran up to him and “struck him in the back of his head with a toilet seat lid.”
Johnson said that he “was unsure why Mr. Troutman was upset with him,” adding that he “did nothing to provoke the attack.” The man’s mother concurred that he had done nothing to prompt the assault earlier this month.
He probably don't like the higher oblong ADA toilets or his uncle gave him the "I don't have a square to spare routine".I'm still stinging a bit from not catching the Atomic wedgie one.I love shit like this.
Man jailed for toilet seat attack on disabled kin
The Florida man, 20, is jailed on a felony battery charge for allegedly clobbering his disabled uncle in the head with a toilet seat cover, investigators report.
Sammy Lee Johnson, the 48-year-old victim, told St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office deputies that he was sitting on the couch in his Fort Pierce home watching TV with his mother when Troutman ran up to him and “struck him in the back of his head with a toilet seat lid.”
Johnson said that he “was unsure why Mr. Troutman was upset with him,” adding that he “did nothing to provoke the attack.” The man’s mother concurred that he had done nothing to prompt the assault earlier this month.
He probably don't like the higher oblong ADA toilets or his uncle gave him the "I don't have a square to spare routine".I'm still stinging a bit from not catching the Atomic wedgie one.I love shit like this.