You don't hear that everyday

Man charged with unlawful sex with animal wants his dog back

Poplar Bluff's police chief says he is shocked by not only an animal-involved sex crime arrest, but also by a letter he received from the man his department arrested. 
"I've never worked a case like this one," said Poplar Bluff Police Chief Danny Whiteley.

Police charged Roy Tuck with sexual misconduct and unlawful sex with an animal. He recently pleaded guilty and received a two year probation sentence.

Roy Tuck's attorney contacted Poplar Bluff police asking for Tuck's property back; including his dog, Princess.
    
Chief Whiteley told me that's not going to happen because of Tuck's probation order. On the document, it says Tuck can't have any mammals in his possession during his two year probation.

Chief Whiteley said Princess is doing much better since they took her in at the City of Poplar Bluff Animal Control Shelter. He said she's lost 8 pounds and is getting walked twice a day. 

Bwhahahaha you can't make this shit up.Next thing you know he'll want to marry the thing.
I suggest a novel legal theory that they are common law married and the sheriff is interfering with his husbandly duties.Some peoples kids.