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Creamed Spinach the best ever
1 Sweat some onions in a 1/2 cup unsalted butter not margarine BUTTER!You know the drill cook till trans whatever.
2 Add kosher salt and minced garlic let go for a few minutes you still have the pan on low to medium low right.Good you seem smart.
3 Add spinach I go with a family pac bag of frozen spinach you get them in that Chinese store.Thaw that shit first though.Cook until it looks like nothing you would ever eat.Still over the same heat right. I see your eyes glazing over this ain't hypnosis it's cooking.
4 OK crank that heat a bit med high maybe and pour in a pint of heavy cream.Cook that shit for awhile you'll know it'll start to thicken up.Should kinda look like a light sinus infection expulsion.
Don't worry this is good this will taste way better than watered down boogers I promise.
5 Grate some nutmeg over that shit not sprinkle some out of a little bottle I mean use your microplane and ground some whole nutmeg on that shit.Oh you don't have that huh.Ok die already.
6 I see you are still here alright we have almost made the spinach.Now you need some first class Parmesan cheese if you ask about the green can stuff I will cut you!
A nice blend of Parmesan and other Italian hard cheeses is acceptable if not preferable.
Do this off the heat you don't wan't to break it that's not good.I also find this is not a great next day food so eat it all that night or give to your dinner guests some of those folks like it Some peoples kids I swear!
I think that covers it I could make a video but I'd have to charge ya for that plus I usually cook naked nobody wants to see that.Do they?
PS:This is also an excellent dip I guess you could add some artichokes and have TGIF dip That is all.
Update:I forgot one of those some peoples kids told me it makes an excellent omelette filling YMMV.
Creamed Spinach the best ever
1 Sweat some onions in a 1/2 cup unsalted butter not margarine BUTTER!You know the drill cook till trans whatever.
2 Add kosher salt and minced garlic let go for a few minutes you still have the pan on low to medium low right.Good you seem smart.
3 Add spinach I go with a family pac bag of frozen spinach you get them in that Chinese store.Thaw that shit first though.Cook until it looks like nothing you would ever eat.Still over the same heat right. I see your eyes glazing over this ain't hypnosis it's cooking.
4 OK crank that heat a bit med high maybe and pour in a pint of heavy cream.Cook that shit for awhile you'll know it'll start to thicken up.Should kinda look like a light sinus infection expulsion.
Don't worry this is good this will taste way better than watered down boogers I promise.
5 Grate some nutmeg over that shit not sprinkle some out of a little bottle I mean use your microplane and ground some whole nutmeg on that shit.Oh you don't have that huh.Ok die already.
6 I see you are still here alright we have almost made the spinach.Now you need some first class Parmesan cheese if you ask about the green can stuff I will cut you!
A nice blend of Parmesan and other Italian hard cheeses is acceptable if not preferable.
Do this off the heat you don't wan't to break it that's not good.I also find this is not a great next day food so eat it all that night or give to your dinner guests some of those folks like it Some peoples kids I swear!
I think that covers it I could make a video but I'd have to charge ya for that plus I usually cook naked nobody wants to see that.Do they?
PS:This is also an excellent dip I guess you could add some artichokes and have TGIF dip That is all.
Update:I forgot one of those some peoples kids told me it makes an excellent omelette filling YMMV.