Man crashes into Connecticut gas station,steals banana
NEWINGTON, Conn. (AP) -- Call it the case of the banana-eating bandit.
Police in Connecticut say they're looking for a man who smashed his vehicle into a gas station in Newington, swiped a banana from a shelf and ate it before leaving early Wednesday morning. Nothing else was taken.
Sometimes you just need a goddamn banana.No word if the perp resembles this dude.